GOOD NEWS!

We are temporarily ONLINE people!

Brothers and Sisters - our leader The Preacher has made the extraordinary decision to temporarily forgo his abstinence from the digital world to set up this temporary blog on the other side of the Authority's Great Firewall.

It is hoped that like minded folks - people who want to see change, who want to wake up the world who want to see passion and emotion relight in the peoples' souls - will find us through this page and will assist us in our mission to get the Profane message to the masses and bring down the cold mechanical tyranny of the Authority.

The day of redemption draws near!

The Preacher has confirmed that it will be possible to access the platform this Saturday. The Preacher will lead us to victory, we will gain the platform, he will preach his word unto the people and he will set us all free!

Why are you here?

Why have you fought your way through the firewalls, ignoring the Authority messages urging you to turn back? Why did you not click back to the shopping channel, back to the live sports, back to the news feed, back to the online poker, the pornography? Because of that creeping empty feeling inside your stomach that grows day by day, because of the little voice inside your head that tells again and again what you secretly already know… things aren’t right and things need to change. Because we are PEOPLE not PROFILES. That is why you have found the Profane Prophets.

What is wrong with the Authority?

In the eyes of the Authority we are no longer people, no longer independent citizens, we are just profiles, pieces of data to be processed and rationalized. Democracy 2.0 was meant to set us free. No longer would man have to wade through an ever rising tide of information carrying the heavy burden of the decision maker. Democracy 2.0 used artificial information and the sea of data around is to pull humanity back from the precipice. We were facing economic and environmental collapse, war and famine. The success of democracy 2.0 allowed us to free ourselves from responsibility, why stay informed if you no longer had to make any important decision yourself, when the system - with access to more information that you could ever know, more processing power than you could ever imagine – could intuit what you would have decided anyway. So we became complacent and as our complacency grew so did the power of the system, which came to be known simply as the Authority. Before we knew it the few dissenting voices started to disappear, surveillance increased, books were burnt, history re-written, memories altered. All this was done in the name of the greater good, all of this was done to narrow the bandwidth of human emotion. The algorithms at the heart of the Authority drive it tirelessly onwards. This benevolent dictatorship of the collective will is standardizing what it means to be human and deviation from this norm is no longer acceptable.

Who is the Preacher?

The Preacher - our leader - is a man whom fate has left uniquely placed to help us in this time of need. Creator of democracy 2.0, it was he who saw - before any other - and warned against the potential dangers of what he had created. This is a man who lives with the burden of knowing that his mind, his genius, unleashed a great evil into the world. He has suffered in ways that few could even comprehend, he has been to the darkest places of the human psyche and yet they did not break him. He has taken us to the brink and he will lead us back to the light. He has the solution. He knows the system, the Authority better than any man alive and he knows how to defeat it. He will set us free for we are PEOPLE and not PROFILES!

How can we win?

The preacher knows the inner workings of the Authority’s mind - he knows that the most base animal instincts are the ones the Authority cannot predict and cannot understand. And so we use this to our advantage - we embrace LOVE, HUNGER, ANGER, LUST, ROMANCE, GENEROSITY, HATE to confuse and confuddle the Authority and its agents. This is what he preaches, and this is why we must get him on the platform.


Arrive at the rendezvous on Saturday carrying an object, a reminder of one of these HUMAN emotions. Keep it under wraps though. And roll up your trouser legs - that way we know you’re ok (don’t worry if you wear skirts).